Crucial Track for February 17, 2026

"Futz Said Julie" by Pain

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If your life were a movie, what would its theme song be?

This track has all the qualifications to be my theme song:

Horns

Rockets

Upbeat tempo

Nonsense words

Freaks and geeks

Vaguely hopeful message

Deference to an authoritative woman

> The definition of futz was something we had yet to learn > But we tried to do it anyway, anyway > Cause Julie we'll do anything you say