Crucial Track for January 18, 2026

"Victoria's Secret" by Jax

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This came on while I was driving home today, and it just makes me smile! I mean, these lyrics man: “ I know Victoria's secret And, girl, you wouldn't believe She's an old man who lives in Ohio Making money off of girls like me" Cashin' in on body issues Sellin' skin and bones with big boobs I know Victoria's secret: She was made up by a dude…”